Sven has just returned from London, where he won first place in
the little-known Olympic sport of Log Floating. (He has a natural
talent!) Didn’t catch Sven’s exciting win on TeeVee? Log Floating was
broadcast Sunday night at 3:45 A.M. just after the combined Badminton-Javelin-Hammerthrow
competition (they had to combine those into a single sport to get an adequate
audience), and just before broadcast of the ever-exciting Trampoline
event.*
*That’s an actual Olympic
sport, look it up!
Sven is quite tired but elated by his victory. He’s seeking
corporate endorsements as he looks forward to the next Summer Games, wherever
they might be. Until then, he’ll just drink his Victory beer!
1 comment:
I can't believe a week went by and nobody left a "floater".... comment.
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