Happy Prez Day, yo!

Abraham Washingsven says, thank you to all citizens for remembering his several birthdays. He already had the wooden teeth, but also put on a Washington wig and Lincoln stovepipe hat to hold important legal documents. As both George and Abraham were wartime leaders, he is eqippped with a pistol and the sudsy support of that rabble-rouser, Sam Adams.

Happy Prez Day, yo!

The Rise and Fall of Valentine’s Day Literature

She bath'd with roses red, and violets blew,
And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew.
— Edmund Spenser, The Faerie Queene (1590)

The rose is red, the violet's blue,
The honey's sweet, and so are you.
Thou art my love and I am thine;
I drew thee to my Valentine:
The lot was cast and then I drew,
And Fortune said it shou'd be you.
— Gammer Gurton's Garland (1784)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
True lovers are full of wood —
Like Sven, so happy to see you!

happy van

The euros get all the cool toys.

what? a post?

yeah, even recycling content.

i'm original.

and i don't know what's up with the header pic.
why is it small?
no clue.

my bro sent me this.
i like it.

THE MAN WHO LIVED ON HIS BIKE from Guillaume Blanchet on Vimeo.